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i was listening to the radio, as i am wont to do while driving, and happened to hear one of those horrible plugs for a car company. the fellow advertising whatever-deal-of-the-hour prefaced his statement with, "i'm sorry if i'm being redundant over and over again..." need i say more?

after leaving the music building i approached my parking space. when i glanced at the windshield i thought, "is that a ticket i see breezing in the wind?" really there's something facinating about using certain words out of context, and general grammarical incorrectness... i should love the guy on the radio for redundantly repeating himself over and over and saying the same thing more than once at the same time as he gives us duplicate information that we've already heard before.

please allow me to not apologize for any misspellings, misspronounciations, missuses, missapplications, or mr grammatical errors.