Hair Cuts

we've just been discussing hair cuts here in the kitchen, as my father is currently experiencing a trim under the skilled hands of madre. then we started talking about who cuts who's hair and how much money you can save by having your mother or wife cut it, and how if you get your hair cut all the time at one place they might think you died if you suddenly stopped coming.

i'm just curious, how many people have their hair cut by a family member? does your mom cut your hair? your wife? your DAD??? i haven't heard that one, but hey, men should theoretically be able to cut hair too. we tend to get a lot of practice on the bottom half of the face, just not the top of the head. anyway, as many of you know, i tend toward the "no haircut" plan. with this plan you spend almost nothing. i mean, what could possibly be cheaper than not spending any money?

HAHAHAHAHA!!! mom just said, "AGGHH!!! shoot!!!" papa instantly replied, "just buzz it." "AGGG!!! SHOOT!!!just buzz it." mom - "well, in a week it'll be fine." papa - "yeah, i'll just cancel my interview tomorrow because of a bad hair day."

anyway, that's your current events for the evening.

i like this word. except i really don't think it sounds like what it means. i just walked through the muggy, but not entirely unpleasant evening air, accross the lawn and stone walk way, with a skip in my step, a snap in my fingers, and a song breathing accross my lips, and i thought "schmaltzy." it sounds way too light hearted for it's literal meaning. maybe i shall just change the definition in my own mind.

schmaltz·y also schmalz·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (shmälts)adj. Informal schmaltz·i·er, schmaltz·i·est
Of, relating to, or marked by excessive or maudlin sentimentality. See Synonyms at sentimental.
schmaltzi·ness n.