Flat Cat

you might be a red-neck if someone on the road you live on walks out in front of your car (like, 100 feet in front, it wasn't a close call or anything)... and peels a flat cat off the road and carries it away swinging stiffly by the tail. huh??? oh wait, i just saw that this morning. it was gross, let me tell you. and later they had a lemonade stand out there, which also said something about an animal raffle. i didn't ask.

unfortunately this has to be short, i've gotta go eat. i hear something about... hotdogs?!???? we'll have to see about this.