Sunday, August 06, 2006

"Good Morning"

"good morning, allied sign builders."

"ah yes, hi, is dale in?"

"i'm sorry, he's out of the office today. would you like me to give him a message?"

"i'd like to leave him a voice message."

"...okaaay...well i'd be happy to let him know whatever you have to say, just as soon as he gets in."

"no, i'd really rather leave a voice message."

*deep inward sigh* "ok, hang on just a second." *presses the hold button and hangs up* after a brief pause and a more overt sigh picks up the phone. in crisp even syllables, "hello, you have reached the office of allied sign builders incorporated. dale and georgia are out of the office right now, but if you will leave your name, phone number and a brief message we will get back with you as soon as possible. thanks, have a great day... *meeeeeeeep*"

*dictates message and hangs up*



georgia is a HOOT!!! and a smart hoot too.