So THAT'S What Those Are For...
apparently the yellow saw horses are actually an anti-bicycle barrier. ever found that out the hard way. we're cruising along at, oh, i'd say about 120mph to the cafeteria. nothing unusual about that. but, ever decided that not only could he cruise that fast, he could make 90* turns at that speed. his rear tire whisked out from under him! but never fear! ever is here! he came out of his dire situation still on top of things (his bicycle, specifically). then as he rounded the bend, he over corrected! oh no! not the yellow saw horses!!!............................................oh yes, the yellow saw horses. and then it gets kind of less exciting, cuz he just jammed his front wheel, came to a very sudden stop, and gashed open his finger. nice work. but wait... what's this? an audience? we have spectators on the front steps of the UC! "*holy cow* i thoughtchoo wuz gonna diiiie!!!!" said mr fro as he jumped to his feet. it was all just too much for his friend who covered his face and went to hide behind a pillar. so ever cheated death for the second time today, two guys got their evening entertainment, and me...? i was just along for the ride.
posted by quirky at 4:23 PM
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Did Ever look equally cool that time? Although I guess it didn't really matter since only Fro Man and Secret Chuckler were watching.
you forgot to mention that part where i ejected right as the bicycle was jammed into the saw horse... but i guess the story sounded great without that part... he he. YOU SIR, are an awesome story teller.
Ahh, bike wrecks. Those were the good ol' days.
heck yes they were. i mean are.
Such suspense! Such excitement!
But with guys like you I bet that a melodrama could unfold even when you're on foot!!
Sup homie, ya ballin' in da' hizzouse yo'. Fo' shizzat.
(I think I just said "Jordan, you are always so amazingly entertaining- I mean it!")
:o)
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